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SAMPLE REVIEWS
I just got done reading your book! I loved it! I laughed out
loud with no one else in the room several times. This is not a book
to read while in a public place, people would have thought I was
crazy. Reading your book is like a eating a bag of chips, you'll
find yourself thinking, just one more chapter and I'll put it away,
but you find you can't stop till the whole book is done! Loved the
highlights list at the very end of the book. Wendy Franklin
Indiana
I finished your book last week. I LOVED IT!! It is so
entertaining. I loved hearing about all the adventures. I
think what you did is awesome and I would give anything if every family
in America would be exposed to and read about your adventures. I
think you could change so many families lives with that book. It
is really inspirational and very well-written. I loved the lessons
learned at the end.
Laurie Rizan
Georgia
Thanks for letting us take the journey with you. I read the
book in just a little over a day (couldn't put it down). Honestly,
discussing the book with my wife, she loves your writing style as a
relatable mom...who is REAL.
George & Michele Zavatsky
Best selling authors Kids Love Travel Publications
Ohio
Your trip has been so much fun for my family! We are
enjoying the book and my Mom keeps asking if I am done so she can borrow
it.
Melissa Whitehurst
Florida
We purchased your book at the Fort Wayne RV show last week.
We were the family going out west this summer for a month. When my
husband suggested we go for a month I thought wow, that's a long time
away from home! Now after reading your stories, I am thinking we
may need more time. You offered so much insight for me to utilize
on our first RV trip ever. You seem like a very precious family of
God and we were certainly blessed by your stories. Thank you again
for the great stories.
Diane Snouffer
Indiana
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
1. You’re going to do what?............15
2. We actually did it ………...18
3. On the road again ……..….20
4. Do I have to drive that thing? ……..….22
5. Julia Childs never had
to prepare anything in an RV ...........24
6. Life without TV ………...26
7. He was just released from where? ……..….28
8. We still have to go to school? ……..….32
9. Leaving so soon and
other boondocking stories ……..….35
10. Can you go to jail for trespassing? ……..….39
11. Doing the limbo at church ……..….42
12. Marshmallows for dinner and
other campfire stories ……..…. 45
13. Driving 30 hours for a white Christmas……….47
14. Eight miles to the gallon and
other hazards of the road ……..….53
15. Don’t mess with Texas ……….57
16. Crossing the Rio Grande to Mexico ……..….60
17. Rendezvous at a dude ranch …..…….63
18. “I’m not saying I didn’t hit you,
I just don’t remember” …………...66
19. Are we there yet? ………..68
20. Camping on the beach
and other RV adventures …..…….71
21. “Watch out kids, I think
he’s gonna blow”……..….75
22. Having a magical time in Disneyworld (where
all our money magically disappeared) ………..77
23. I think you have a stowaway ……..….80
24. Watching a little too much HGTV
or the remodel that wouldn’t end ……..….82
25. A new member
of the family (well almost) ……..….85
26. “Staying in the laundry room after hours is
a violation of penal code #8936802” ………...90
27. No room at the Inn.
or RV Park in this case ……….93
28. Aloha ya’ll! ……..….97
29. Pinch me, I must be dreaming ……..….101
30. Oh we’re going to a hukilau..……….105
31. Mahalo ya’ll …..…….108
............Photo Gallery ……….110
32. “Come on down, you are the next
contestant on The Price is Right!” …..…….119
33. I’m going to make you a star ………...123
34. We’ve had an accident …..…….125
35. Remember the Alamo …..…….128
36. The Smith guide to seeing
an entire state in one week ……..….130
37. Welcome to the factory tour ……..….133
38. “Hey Arnold, we’ll be back” ……..….136
39. “ We’re with her” ……..….138
40. Carbon monoxide scare ……..….142
41. The “Last Frontier” …..…….148
42. “Step on it honey,
here comes the bear!” ………...150
43. Who needs a cruise ship
when you have a tent? ………..152
44. The mosquito wars ……..….156
45. Gold in Alaska? ……..….158
46. If there’s a road there’s a way ……..….160
47. Get along little doggie ……..….164
48. The great national park adventure ……..….167
49. Drop offs are not just
what you do at the dry cleaners ……..….171
50. The
Great Salt Lake,
not so great for us ……..….174
51. “Mommy, can we bring a
prairie dog home for a pet?” ……..….176
52. It’s sugarin’ time ………...179
53. The city that never sleeps …..…….181
54. How to catch a wild pony ……..….183
55. What goes up must come down ………...185
56. Crossing the border to number 50…..…….187
57. Coming home ………..189
58. What we learned ……..….191
59. The great Journey
Across America awards …..…….194
The top 10 reasons
to travel with your family or a year ............198
The rest of the story ……..….200
Meet the Journey Across America crew …..…….203
SAMPLE CHAPTERS
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Chapter 2
WE ACTUALLY DID IT!
We left our home, moved into one on
wheels, and set out for our 50 state adventure. The first day we
drove a whopping eight miles to a friend’s driveway. Not a very
dramatic way to start the trip, but we realized as we took off in
the RV that we were overloaded. Boxes covered the aisles and every
possible open space was filled. We couldn’t live like this for a
year, so we made a detour to get rid of most of what we packed. We
brought back box after box to storage.
Packing for a year on the road was
difficult. Going from a spacious house to the confines of an RV was
a challenging task. Clothes, school books, kitchen supplies,
linens, toys, and computer related products took up much of our
limited RV space. We were all much more comfortable after
lightening the load.
Never having camped in an RV before
this trip, we faced the challenge of learning how all the gadgets
and gizmos operated. We couldn’t quite figure out how to turn
on the hot water heater. Several cold showers helped us learn
quickly that a pilot light must be lit to get nice warm water. No one
told us that you must put deodorizer in the holding tank or your RV
would smell like a sewer. I don’t need to tell you how quickly we
bought deodorizer after taking a whiff of that rather disgusting
smell. We also learned the hard way that holding tanks have a limit
and when full they will overflow in your living space. What a mess!
After a few days of these blunders I
was ready to go home in complete frustration. Then the kids reminded
me of a lesson from one of their favorite books that teaches
perseverance and so I uttered, “I think I can, I think I can, I
think I can” and chugged along on the trip.
The funny thing about starting our
trip was when we actually read the RV operations manual, we noticed
the first sentence shouted in bold letters “This recreational
vehicle is not intended for full time living.” Oh boy, what did we
get ourselves into?
Chapter 41
THE LAST FRONTIER
As the gas prices rose at the pump
we couldn’t figure out how we could afford the long drive to
Alaska. With prices hovering around $3.00 a gallon, gas alone would
be over $2,000. Not to mention the depreciation hit we would take
putting so many miles on the RV. This was not in our budget.
Resigning ourselves to the fact that we would miss the Last Frontier
was difficult since this was one of the places we couldn’t wait to
visit. We knew we would never have an opportunity like this to
drive from
Seattle,
which is much closer than trying to drive to Alaska from Indiana.
There had to be a way to go to
Alaska, but how? Then it came to me. We could save on gas by
driving the mini-van and tent camp, which in itself was
inexpensive. Gary and the kids loved the plan. Okay, the kids
loved the plan. Gary wasn’t exactly “sold” on the idea. I made
mention of Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, Grizzly Adams and several
other rugged “manly men” and said after this trip
Gary
would join their ranks. Well, he didn’t buy it, but did agree to
throw caution to the wind and drive to Alaska. We were thrilled
that our visit to Alaska was back on and we prepared for our trek
into the wilderness.
Leaving late one afternoon, we soon
found ourselves at the Canadian border. Driving into another
country was a thrill for me and I pulled out my camera to get the
entire experience on video. The woman at the booth quickly
admonished me for taping and said no video is allowed. I replied
with something like I guess still shots are out of the question
too? I don’t think she liked us very much. We might have offended
her since our car said Journey Across America.
Canada was not mentioned anywhere.
After many questions we were allowed
to cross the border. The first thing we saw was a speed limit sign
that read 100. Whoa! We were going to get to
Alaska in no time! Oh that’s right, Canada uses the metric system.
This was actually 100 kilometers. Then we panicked. How many
kilometers were in a mile? I felt like we were back in school
getting one of those dreaded math word problems. You know the ones,
if six people are traveling across Canada and they have no knowledge
of the metric system, how many tickets will they get before arriving
in Alaska?
Thinking fast, I pulled out
Stephanie’s fifth grade math book hoping to find an equivalency
table. Having no luck,
Gary pulled off at the next exit to ask someone at the gas station.
Surely they could tell us how many kilometers are in a mile.
Americans must stop here all the time wondering the same thing.
Walking into a Chevron I asked the
teenagers behind the counter our metric question. They both looked
at each other and answered in unison; “Kilometers are on your
speedometer.” So that’s what that other set of numbers are.
Feeling rather foolish I came out of the gas station laughing and
told
Gary what I had learned. He too began laughing, not believing we
actually didn’t know that. I am sure those girls were shaking their
heads as I walked out and said, “Oh, I don’t know about that
American education system!”
Now that we knew how fast to drive,
we drove in earnest through the night. We made it to
Dawson Creek, the official start of the
Alaska Highway (originally called the Alcan Highway). We had heard
that much of the highway was not paved, pot holes dominated, and
flat tires were common. We didn’t know what to expect.
We were pleased and surprised to
find out the
Alaska Highway was in excellent condition, similar to any road you
would drive on a daily basis. The one difference is there aren’t
hotels, gas stations, and restaurants every few miles. Most of this
road meandered through non-populated areas. Small towns crept up
along the way and offered a mom and pop motel, diner, and gas
station. All of the locations of these towns were precisely marked
in the Milepost, a must-have for anyone traveling to Alaska
by vehicle.
I loved traveling through these tiny
towns and wondered how people lived out here in the middle of
nowhere. Wouldn’t they get lonely? What did they do for fun? Were
they able to make enough money during the summer tourist season? I
could never live in a remote area like this. All of my life I have
lived in a suburb of a large city. Everything I could ever want was
a short drive away. These folks probably would hate living in a
suburb and enjoy the solitude of their remote blip on the map. I
guess it’s however you are used to living.
Driving the
Alaska Highway was an event in itself. Just to be on this famous
road was a thrill. The feeling I had about this drive must be
similar to what the people driving Route 66 must have felt like
before the age of the superhighway. There was a mystique to this
road where adventure and a journey into the unknown reigned. The
sheer beauty of the drive was breathtaking. Sometimes we saw more
wildlife than people.
One memorable stop that everyone
driving to
Alaska should see is the Sign Post Forest in Watson Lake, Canada.
As the name implies, this is a huge “forest” made up of signs that
visitors from all over the world attach to posts. It all started
when one man put a sign up and the idea caught on. I’m sure as he
was nailing his handiwork to the post, he could never have expected
how the idea would catch on like it has. This is such a unique place
that hasn’t been duplicated anywhere.
We spent quite a bit of time reading
the signs. Some of our favorites were a Georgia Bulldog license
plate, a city limits sign from
Alpharetta, Georgia (the town we lived in before moving to
Indiana),
and of course a Hoosier sign. People got very creative using
Frisbees, clothing, old tires, pans, and anything else they could
find to write on and leave their mark. There were signs from
families passing through on vacation, honeymooners taking an
adventure trip, retirees on their way to spend the summer in Alaska,
and people from other countries that also wanted to see the Last
Frontier.
We made a sign and added it to the
other 50,000 signs already on display. Our sign consisted of the
kid’s hand prints, where we were from, and that we were traveling to
all 50 states. The kids were giddy with excitement when
Gary nailed it to the post. We wonder if any other weary travelers
will see our sign and say “Wow, they are a long way from home.” Or
“Wow, look at those small hand prints. Are they really traveling
with one, two, three, four small children to all 50 states? I
wouldn’t be surprised if we saw them on Oprah one day when they do a
segment on ‘Large families living in small quarters who are still
talking to each other.’”
After 36 hours on the road, we made
it to
Alaska. What a thrill it was to drive over the border. It was
12:00 am at this point and still light outside. I had heard
Alaska
gets 20 hours of sunshine during the summer, but it was strange to
actually witness this phenomenon in the middle of the night. I
loved this rarity as the prolonged sunlight extended our time for
activities. Gary did not like the sunny nights and didn’t get much
sleep during our entire Alaska stay.
The complete opposite occurs here in
the winter where dark skies dominate. They typically receive only
four or five hours of sunshine a day. The sun sets right after
lunch. Dark, cold winters would be difficult.
The adrenalin of knowing we were
here kept us driving right on to
Fairbanks
(plus all the hotels along the way were booked). We made one stop
at Delta Junction, the official end to the Alaska Highway. We had
done it. We drove the Alaska Highway and still have our four
original tires! Even though the drive was long, I wouldn’t have
traded the experience for anything.
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